I thought of more. It's not hard.
The Comedian (hat tip to Robyn)
Makes jokes that are hard to respond too without either seeming like you are no fun or taking the joke too far. Thinks item is free if it has no numbers or barcode. Expects a discount and makes you feel like a Narc if you don't give it to them (though this could be just being an ass. I had a very awkward transaction like this though where I didn't know what to say when they kept saying "Aw man, you can give me a discount. Target can afford it!") Other various jokes that are more awkward than funny.
The Underly-Concerned-About-Conveyor-Belt
Puts jewelry right on belt and is surprised when it gets caught underneath metal thingy. Puts CASH ON THE BELT WHILE IT IS MOVING. Puts purse/wallet on belt/in basket and is surprised when you are unsure of whether they are buying it or not. Puts gift card they are paying with on belt and is ambiguous about whether they are purchasing it or paying with it.
The Overly-Concerned-About-Conveyor-Belt
Holds all clothing and hands directly to you so as not to get it dirty on the conveyor belt, despite the clothes having been God knows where in shipping and the conveyor belt not being made of ink. Moves their stuff once the belt continues to move because item is not big enough to be sensed, which only causes it to move for longer.
The Self Bagger
Rips the bags right off the holders before you are done. Does not think that simply asking you to put the other stuff in a new bag will suffice. Ruins the who bag feng shui by tanking inappropriately.
Closely related to Guy Who Wants Bags for Everything Including 24 Packs of Toilet Paper and 12 Packs of Coke
I think I'm done with this for now. New people come up all the time but meh.
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