Monday, October 11, 2010

Smell

Things that smell good:
Pumpkin flavored things
New bark
Fresh food that I like (sorry to be so specific)
Females
Flowers
New cars
Freshly cut grass
New books
Old books
Gasoline (don't judge me, you've thought it too)
Rubber cement (actually, maybe this is problematic)
A non-wet baseball
Freshly washed dogs
Hand santizer
Cocaine (or so I've heard. Though maybe it's not the smell that people like)

Things that smell bad (besides the obvious gross things):
The inside of an actual pumpkin
New bark
Food that I don't like
Overly-perfumed females/overly-colognated males
Fungus
Old cars
Two-days-after-it's-been-cut grass
New DVDs
Old hats
Exhaust
Glue
A wet baseball
A dog at any other time ever
Alcohol the day after you've been drinking
Cocaine
Hipsters

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